This next piece is the reason this blog exists. So corporeal is my rage for it, you could bottle it like black bile. I have spent days, agonising over how to describe it to you, and yet... I feel its artist could summarise it better than I could ever hope.

ON ETSY?!? I CAN ONLY HOPE HELEN KILLER HASN'T BEATEN ME TO THIS!!! (CAPSLOCK IS FUN!!)

You might recall I spoke a few days ago, about the control that people in... well, control, have over fans of steampunk. Or... not-steampunk. The Administrators of three separate DeviantArt groups believe this is a valid piece of steampunk art. That is the perfect example of what I'm talking about. And then it's been put in a little box, wrapped in foily paper, and tied up in a pretty bow. And then set on fire, and fired into my left eye from a giant slingshot.

I f*cking hate this thing, is what I'm saying.

- Anderson A. Armitage IV